In my not-so-free time, I will be designing simple Wordpress themes.  I’d bet you will be expecting a lot of minimalist themes from me.  However, in times of (my) insanity, I will be designing a weird one (or two).

During the holidays, I designed a very simple Wordpress theme.  What’s good about a very simple Wordpress theme?  Let me count the reasons:

1. You can easily customize it to your heart’s desire.
2. I don’t have to think hard.

Without further ado, I present the Wordpress Theme Machine. (By the way, if I’m crazy enough, I can change the colors of a theme for you.)

A lot of people have been discussing that this song is about the past, present and the future.  Neil Young says it depends on what he was taking at the time.  Genius? Crazy? Crazy Genius?

Well, I dreamed I saw the knights In armor coming, saying something about a queen.
There were peasants singing and drummers drumming, and the archer split the tree.
There was a fanfare blowing to the sun that was floating on the breeze.
Look at Mother Nature on the run in the nineteen seventies.
Look at Mother Nature on the run in the nineteen seventies.

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I just had to ask because on Christmas day, I got a facial wound as a present.

I was about to pop open my last bottle of beer from the cooler when somehow the bottle beside it burst and something hit me in my face just below my right eye.  It could be the bottle cap, it could be broken glass.

The wound was big, it required stitches.  I’m just glad it didn’t hit my eye.  Honestly, I don’t mind the wound but it just effectively halted my holiday drinking spree.  I know, it sucks.  Reunion with friends while binge drinking, what a torture! Read more »

George W. Bush ducks, not one but, two shoes thrown by an Iraqi journalist.  I can’t believe it.

I observed two things:

One, the Secret Service agents were lousy.  How could they give any man the time to throw two shoes.  It’s a good thing both shoes missed.  Had one of them hit their target, the embarassment would’ve been deadlier than an actual assassination.

Two, how did Dubya evade the shoes?  He was nimble out there.  I’m not a Dubya supporter but I’m happy for him, really.  He was doing a Neo (from the Matrix movie).

Or, two, how could the Iraqi miss??

The baby on the Nirvana Nevermind album cover is cashing in on his fame.

He got paid $1,000 to re-enact the famous pool pose. He says he also gets paid to hang out and allegedly, he’s in talks for a possible movie role.

The original shoot cost $200 and he  was naked.  This one cost $1,000 and he’s not naked.  Also, do you think it’s the same pool?  Because I don’t think so.

Oh well, whatever, nevermind.